The Wand of Random Creatures

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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon May 07, 2018 10:10 pm

Has it been used for that kind of thing too? Ah, the Day the Earth Stood Still. Well, ya learn something new everyday.

Metal lion am I!? Well then, you're now a pwca!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Tue May 08, 2018 7:26 am

You made me a company?! So am I every person in that company, the company building, the leadership, what?
You are Groot.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Tue May 08, 2018 7:15 pm

The unseelie court has companies now!? Well great, just great. I guess you're tech support then. I realize having a pwca in IT would be TERRIBLE but then again...

If I am Groot then you'll have to be...gosh I'm not hip to the jive of modern stuff I guess. Uh, how about a Sand Murk! Those are fun. Well sort of...if YOU'RE the Sand Murk I expect you enjoy it, other people, well, other people probably have a different opinion when meeting one(thousand).
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Davidizer13 » Thu May 10, 2018 1:28 pm

A tardigrade! Everyone loves tardigrades, right?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Thu May 10, 2018 7:47 pm

That is the most disgusting this anyone has ever made me!
You now are a winged snake.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:58 pm

Ah the winged snake, that's why Egypt loved their Ibis you know.

Thus, you become the feathered serpent, and we enter an entirely different mythological sphere.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:22 pm

Ooooh, South American. Fun.
I hope you like trees, because you are now a Bowtruckle.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:50 pm

Never underestimate a twig fairy, they may be frail but they're also pointy!

*vablash* A swvish, a svash, a Sphinx.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:42 pm

Really? Am I the Vegas one or the Egypt one?

You get to be a horned toad. Have fun hopping!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:08 am

The Greek one actually, of course that's about to change anyway...

Hopping! Hopping?! So, not even a proper horned toad then! Just an actual toad, with horns. Well great, that's loads of help, that is...fantastic boon for staying shy of Big Owl!

Fine. If this is what it has come to--fly! Fly you winged monkey, fly!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:00 am

At least I don't have fleas.
Which you do, being a cerberus. Which head do you prefer?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:23 am

At least when I die my fleas will mourn me! Wait no, that doesn't work in this scenario. The leftmost head seems nice. I'm not sure if I should be pleased that I'll always have company or upset because I'll never be alone.

Now then, tread with care as you are--a glass cat! Being glass has its drawbacks, but on the other hand, you do have lovely pink brains ("you can see them work")!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:47 am

So are all my organs glass, or just my outside. An interesting query.

You are now a Typhoomerang. Have fun flying!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:04 pm

Woo! This is the way to be, dizzying, but still...

Really, the only organs in a glass cat are its brains, but how about instead of a glass cat--a luck cat!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:33 pm

Really, golden felines? At least tell me I'm a cute kitten-aged one.
You are now a Who from Whooville. I hope there's a Horton near by.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:37 pm

At least I know the true meaning of Christmas! I mean it's at least possible I do! Somewhat! Vaguely!

Felines of any sort are the best of--excuse me while I stop my cat eating usb cables--*ahem* Felines of any sort are the best of creatures, but perhaps instead--a Wolliped?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:43 am

That is the weirdest combination of insect and cat I have ever seen in my life, let alone been. That's it, the gloves are coming off.
I'm siccing Gandalf on you, Balrog!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:55 pm

What is this!? I don't want to be some Iluvatar reviling, Morgoth lapdogging, Feanor killing, beat up by that sparkly Glorfindel, hiding in a mine, ugly demon thing! I mean look at this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLnq1mhYz7k
Nobody wants that!

Just for that, you're a hob!
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:21 am

I was thinking more the huge fiery beastie in the live action, but that's actually better. I'm a center for commerce? I seem to recall being a corporation at one time, so this isn't so bad.

You are now the British Government. Did you have to fight Mycroft to get it?
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby Abassi » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:38 am

No, but some aliens were probably involved. That physician fellow, whatever his name is, handled it.

But enough about me, you shall be, a tree! A dryad, specifically. The Narnian kind, they seemed nice.
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Re: The Wand of Random Creatures

Postby SierraLea » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:13 am

Ooooh, I get to send petal messages now.

You are a ginger cat. Bite in at your own peril.
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