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Corrupted wish game

Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:42 pm

Some of you may have played this game before, but for those who haven't, here is how it goes:

You grant a wish. More specifically, you grant the wish in the post directly above you. The thing is, you corrupt it when you grant it. For instance, if someone wished for "Fruits Basket", you could say "Granted, but it's an actual basket of wax fruit." Or if someone wished for long, luscious, silky black hair, you could say "Granted, but it is growing from the soles of your feet."

Then you make your own wish. One corruption per post, and one wish per post. You have to answer the wish above you. No perverted wishes or corruptions, but video game and anime references are of course welcome. Normal site rules naturally apply, and warrantee is void upon opening the thread.




To start: I wish I owned a Lexus.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:43 pm

*gives you a broken down, not working 1995 lexus*

I wish for a USB headset mic
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Postby Sakura15 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:51 pm

Granted but its the size of a marble.

I wish for a Toyota Celica.
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Postby dragonsleeping » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:52 pm

Granted
But it has no wheels!

I wish for a new cell phone!
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Postby cbwing0 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:55 pm

Granted, but it has can only make 5 minutes of calls per month.

I wish for omnipotence.
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Postby dragonsleeping » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:04 pm

Granted:

But it is only over fish and their thoughts...every other Thursday!



I wish for new shoes.
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Postby Sakura15 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:07 pm

Granted but they are baby shoes.

I wish for a kitty.
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Postby Slater » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:19 pm

granted, but she's only got one eye and two legs.

I wish for more listeners on my shoutcast server.
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Postby cbwing0 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:21 pm

Granted, but all of them are stalkers (and unattractive).

I wish for more wishes.
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Postby zoupzuop2 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:28 pm

Granted, but they're limited to small finger food requests.

I wish for flexibility.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:50 pm

Granted, your neck now bobbles around like a dashboard ornament.

I wish for the greatest dinner in the history of the world.
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Postby Myoti » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:14 pm

Granted, but it's all vegetarian.

I wish that my wishes will not be corrupted.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:19 pm

Granted, but only for one second.

I wish to own Cloud Strife's sword.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:20 pm

Granted...but it breaks as soon as you touch it.

I wish for a motorcycle.
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Postby Taslin_Jewel » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:28 pm

Granted...your motor now recycles.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:43 pm

Granted - but you have wasted your wish, so it doesn't really matter.

I wish for the Holy Grail.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:48 pm

Kaligraphic wrote:Granted - but you have wasted your wish, so it doesn't really matter.

I wish for the Holy Grail.


Granted, you now have a Grail with holes

I wish the next wish isn't corrupted. >.>;
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:40 pm

Granted, but only for the next 30 seconds.

I wish for a new radio.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:42 pm

Granted, but it will only play static

I wish for a new gamecube
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Postby Myoti » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:45 pm

Granted, but it belongs to me.

I wish to know the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:46 pm

Granted, but you forget as soon as I tell you.

I wish for a scanner.
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Postby Myoti » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:48 pm

Granted, but it only scans barcodes.

I wish for immortality.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:52 pm

Myoti wrote:Granted, but it only scans barcodes.

I wish for immortality.


Granted, but you don't have eternal youth, so as you get older your body gets weaker, and you still get sick and if you get hurt you have to live with your wounds.

I wish for a strawberry
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:54 pm

Granted, but it's sour.

I wish for a $100 bill.
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Postby Kiba-kun » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:54 pm

granted but its fake

i wish for the power to fly to unlimited hights and its permenent(sp?)
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Postby Myoti » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:57 pm

Granted, but remember that you can't breathe in space.

I wish to meet Shigeru Miyamoto.
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Postby Taslin_Jewel » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:58 pm

Granted, but you can't speak Japanese, and you don't have a translator.

I wish that I could draw better.
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Postby Myoti » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:01 pm

Granted, but you're stuck to drawing pictures of hairy hobos.

I wish to take control of Microsoft.
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Postby Silvanis » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:03 pm

Granted, but you are soon arrested.

I wish I could do a Donald Duck impression.
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Postby Taslin_Jewel » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:07 pm

Granted, but you're stuck talking that way.

I wish my cat was a different color.
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