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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Mithrandir » Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:09 pm

*ew*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:27 pm

*thinks a moment and agrees with Mith. That was disgusting...
High fives Mith*
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:27 pm

*wanders around blindly with pie in face, slips on blood sauce and falls on Wolfsong*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby anlptgtsg » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:02 am

*pokes the unconscious TheAlbinoMoose with one of my severed arm and throws the other one to Wolfsong* Lol don't gross out Mith
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:50 am

*crawls out from under AM just in time to catch anlp's arm. Tosses it to someone else*
Hot potato!
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Mullet Death » Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:43 pm

*Films this spectacle and gets millions of hits on Youtube
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:21 pm

*glomps Mullet and smashes his camera all in one move*
Oops ;)
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:12 am

*Starts eating crab apples as if eating popcorn while watching a movie... and then grabs a boat and smashes it over Wolf's head*
CRUSHED...
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:11 pm

*steals twist's crab apples and sells them on amazon for 45.99*
Do you see this gorgeous creature?
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That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:24 pm

*switches from smashing wolf to smashing moose with the boat*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:44 pm

*recovers and proceeds to stuff twisted into a barrel, setting it adrift, and stranding Twisted on a deserted island caught in a time trap*
:brow:
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:10 pm

*manages to catch Wolf before Wolf can get away and forcing Wolf onto the strange island with me... stuck forever*
Well, this is a strange situation... how are you going to get us out of this mess? :P
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:27 pm

*stares at Twisted a moment, then shrugs and goes to find herself some shade*
Beats me. You figure something out.
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Mullet Death » Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:31 am

*Rescues Wolf, leaves Twisted on the island, doesn't leave any toilet paper*
*Later feels bad, comes back and gives Twisted a box of wheat thins and a pet turtle to keep him company*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:26 am

*glomps Mullet, and adds a barrel to the stuff he gives Twisted*
Hey, you never know.
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:33 pm

*winks at Wolfsong from inside of barrel*
Do you see this gorgeous creature?
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That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:11 pm

*leaves AM and Twisted to their sordid fate*
It was nice knowing you.
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:55 am

*feels very alone and sits in a corner with new pet turtle and wheat thins while thinking of dark things to do to Wolf*
*decides to build a canon out of wheat thins and uses it to launch self back to a normal world, landing piggy back style on Wolf*
WHEAT THINS HAVE THE POWAR!!!!
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:35 pm

*flips backwards sending Twisted into the river.*
Oops :P
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:11 pm

*sits in barrel with eyes closed, enjoying the peace and quiet*
*sends Wolfsong a postcard*
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That graceful profile. Those striking eyes. Behold the albino moose.
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:10 am

*thanks AM for the postcard and rescues him from the island*
I figured you were having too much peace and quiet :P
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:22 am

*leaps out of river, outraged, and attacks Wolf... Dark Link style*
that means you can hit me, but I mirror your movements and hit you back just with more power... also I can stand on your sword :3
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:47 pm

*uses Din's Fire to knock twisted off-balance, sends twisted back into the river.*
That works in the gam, ya know? :P
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby twistedfairytale45 » Tue Oct 28, 2014 11:05 am

My Secret Weakness!?!!!
*Uses Nayru's Love before launching fire arrows at Wolf(and everyone else :P)*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Sundown » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:03 pm

Hm, what's going on in this thr- *dodges arrow*
...
*throws Pokeball at the nearest person*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:19 am

*expertly catches Pokeball, just like she does in Brawl, and hurls it at Twisted, bonking them on the head*
Thanks Sundown!
*Disappears into her tree and starts hurling crab apples at everyone*
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Will » Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:34 pm

Guess who's back! *Watches crab apples being thrown while standing far away on a hill looking through a telescope. Radios for three choppers to fly in the worlds largest root beer float and has the choppers drop it off by the tree. Then loads a cannon full of sharp cactus and launches it at Wolfsong for insulting crabs by having them go together with apples*
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:33 am

*contemplates whether or not Will has heard of crab apples as she watches the cacti fly wide of her tree. Shaking her head sadly, she launches the rootbear float into the air, taking out all three choppers*
welcome back Will. You'll have to do better than that if you want to stop me!
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby TheAlbinoMoose » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:26 am

*puts ice down the back of wolfsong's shirt* :D gotcha lol
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Re: Poke, Hug, Slap, etc returns!

Postby Mullet Death » Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:00 am

Dumps container of Gatorade on TheAlbinoMoose in this cold weather
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