The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:59 am

receive a five year old on a sugar high. Good Luck!
Inserts teacup.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:35 pm

receives coffee pot

insert cinnamon roll
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby PLCDreamcatcher14 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:58 pm

Receives the Pillsbury Dough Boy :grin:

Inserts a kitty
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby DecooPunk » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:48 pm

receives a mountain lion

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby FourFourSeven » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:07 am

Gets a greasy cheeseburger.

Inserts a broken laptop computer
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby PLCDreamcatcher14 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:17 am

Gets a virus

Inserts an old laundry basket
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:50 am

Receives basket weaving materials (Let's just say that basket was REALLY old.)
Inserts Fullmetal Alchemist paper dolls (These do exist!)
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Abassi » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:30 pm

You receive the Spanish Inquisition! (unexpected!)

*Inserts the answer: 42*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby PLCDreamcatcher14 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:11 pm

Receives the question 84 divided by 2 times 4 subtract 120 add 40 subtract 40 subtract 6
(don't have math symbols on my laptop's keyboard)

Inserts a Mustang Convertible
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby thisiskris89 » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:19 am

receives a speeding ticket.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Mullet Death » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:50 am

Recieves double bypass.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby PLCDreamcatcher14 » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:05 pm

Receives Dial Up

Inserts Inking Pens
'What one does not understand one fears. What one fears, one destroys.' -Native American Indian Proverb
"Man: What surprises you most about mankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as though they will never die and die as though they never lived."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:30 pm

Receives mad manga artist (Hey, I'd be upset too if someone ran off with MY tools!)
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby FourFourSeven » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:57 am

Receives a frantic dash out of the woods while being chased by a psycho wearing a ski mask.

Inserts a Bowflex exercise machine.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:42 pm

receives flabby muscle.

Insert doctor's appointment.
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Oddood198 » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:45 pm

Receives a stethoscope.

Insert sour cream.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Mullet Death » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:19 pm

Receives food poisoning

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:24 pm

receives chatbot

insert faulty chatroom
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:25 pm

Receive Victorian parlor room full of unhappy Otakus.
Insert cranky unicorm.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:35 pm

receives a tired old ape.
insert cookies
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:27 am

Receives Canturberry mini eggs. (Okay, I did NOT spell that right.)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby FourFourSeven » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:50 am

Receives scented, high-octane jet fuel.

Inserts a broken html tag.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled?!"
-Mattias Nilsson, Mercenaries 2: World In Flames
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:24 pm

receives a hug - feel better soon!

insert a booby-trapped first aid kit
"Show me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day." Psalm 25:4-5

"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby John_Smith » Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:09 am

Receives amputation. (were you expecting something else?)

*Inserts gravedug thread; hopes for the best*


Seriously though, while 2014 is a bit of a stretch, I'm hoping, considering how inactive the forum has been… I’m thinking this was one thread that was never meant to get lost to the abyss. (It does have 70 pages.)

If the mods disagree, I apologize.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby IPv4 » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:11 am

Receives a skull and a xbox 360 achievement.

inserts a 1 metre in diameter sized coin.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Rusty Claymore » Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:26 am

Receives 1 meter coin from coin return.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby John_Smith » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:15 pm

Receives F.
*cough* I'm one to talk. *cough*

Inserts Shroopy.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby LecktheTech » Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:13 pm

Receives shrimp!

Inserts GIF
♪The sword is sharp, the spear is long.

The arrow swift, the gate is strong

The heart is bold, that looks on gold

The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.♪
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:36 am

Receives a kawaii GIF

*Inserts a platinum coin*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Mullet Death » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:29 am

*Receives JOHN CENA*

*Inserts dank memes*
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