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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby ClaecElric4God » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:44 pm

Because left-handed people are the best!

Why don't assassins take part time jobs as superheroes?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:03 pm

because its against the assassins contracts they cant be superheroes

why does it seem colder than it is?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby ClaecElric4God » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:10 pm

Because somewhere it IS colder.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:12 pm

because they love us too much....especially around dinner time

why does my computer keyboard suck right now?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:45 am

Because someone covered it in superglue and you are permantly stuck typing the last word of that post.
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:21 am

Because they are secretly ninja turtles and splinter turned into teenage boys who sing out of greed and vanity.

Why is life so hard?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cheetah » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:23 pm

Because if it were soft and mushy we'd all sink through.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:34 pm

1)There weren't any midget/host-club king/alien/over obsessed father characters
2)Because of the lack of cow flesh.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:44 am

Because you have been away from reading manga for too long

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AnimeGirl » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:41 am

Because it's frozen rain. Nobody likes their rain hard.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:06 pm

because you dont eat your vegetables

why cant i have the best luck in the world?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cheetah » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:21 pm

I claimed it first.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:17 am

secretly planting anime and manga to its haters bookshelves

why do some people think anime or/and manga is stupid?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cheetah » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:20 pm

Not everyone can be perfect.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:05 pm

Not enough posts silly :3

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Crossfire » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:13 pm

I'd imagine it being difficult for a bear to communicate with humans.

How can it be -10 degrees Celsius, and still remain warm outside?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Davidizer13 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:18 pm

If you're from a place where it's normally 40 below.

Could Catholicism be improved by having more antipopes?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:42 pm

Only if you think a kingdom divided against itself has any chance of lasting.
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:35 pm

because your hair is too short

why is the sun good for us, yet dangerous to us at the same time?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:45 pm

The sun is a troll.

Why is the sky not green?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby rocklobster » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:40 pm

because then we wouldn't see the tops of the trees.
Why does the music industry never stop making boy bands?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:44 pm

Because the rabid fangirls are endless.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:55 pm

Because he doesn't know what a good one looks like!
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:42 pm

because you are the character from a book that was read to life by someone with that ability.

Why do people love to laugh?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby TWWK » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:48 pm

They don't. They're just trying to keep the gremlins away...

Why don't we have flying cars yet?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cheetah » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:36 am

Because it would make Spiderman's web slinging much more dangerous.

Why can't anyone pronounce Worcestershire?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:20 pm

because its a place that was founded by someone who couldn't pronounce its name right.

Why can't bees have their own families?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:01 am

Because the bees then wouldn't work as they do now

Why can't we survive without sleep?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby ClaecElric4God » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:31 pm

Because if we could, it would much harder for cat burglars to do their thing.

Is it better to be an only child or have a myriad of siblings?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:29 pm

Being an only child, but I'm biased since i have five siblings.
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