Pascal: NOT SO FAST! FOR IT IT IS STILL 9:19 PM IN ARIZONA!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE MOST DEVIANT VILLIAN OF THEM ALL, MYSELF!!! YES! I AM THE MOST DIABOLICAL DASTARDLY VILLIAN OF THEM ALL!
: Servebot comes over and whispers something in Pascal's ear :
Pascal: What do you mean that the contest is determined by JM standard time!? But... but but... BUT I WANTED TO ENTER WITH A LAST MINUTE ENTRY OF CRAZINESS!
Granted nothing from my collection could match the artistic prowess of Esoteric but alas, tis over... Yet it is not OVER! (Diabolical laughter)
: Pascal stands upon a massive cliff lightening crashing down in the background as he let's loose a mad scientist laugh bar none. :
Pascal: HEAR ME ALL MEMBERS OF THE ORIGINAL ART CONTEST, INCLUDING JM AND FISH AND CHIPS! FOR YOUR DASTARDLY GOOD ART AND BRILLIANT IDEAS I SHALL BRING DOWN UPON YOU THE WRATH OF MY POWER! YOUR PUNISHEMENT, IS THAT YOU WILL BE BANISHED FROM OUR DIMENSION TO ONE BEYOND OUR CURRENT REALM, THE ETERNAL CLASSROOM OF DR. PETER BENNETT!
Pascal: Dr. Bennett is a likable and friendly physics prof. who teaches undergraduate upper level quantum and electrodynamics courses for a living in this dimension. However, without really meaning anything by it, he will eat your soul with massive zeros scribbled in red ink accross your homework, assigning computer problems on a program whose help refers you to the competitors program when it fails... but you are forbidden from using it even though you own it, and will fail 1/3 of your fellow class-mates whom you will depend upon for your life and will eventually befriend... before they killed before your very eyes... but really nothing ill is meant by all this evil, it's just a natural evil used for the evolution of the species... if your part of the 1/3... just think your death will help the gene-pool! Have fun with differential equations you can't solve, and remember, even though I won't be able to convince you of it by the end of the class, if you failed at physics that does not mean you fail at being a human being and should lock yourself away in a prison someplace far far far away in your mind writing oddball things on the net because you have lost your life to the Bennenator. MWAH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!! (Echo)
OOC: In case any one was wondering, the above rant was meant to sound absolutely silly. Congratulations to Esoteric! And thanks for all your wonderful entries everyone! PS, there is an actual Dr. Bennett, but leave him alone, he doesn't look anything like this. One more thing, SPS is the Society of Physics Students, a club I'm part of at ASU.