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Make A Joke
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:44 pm
by IPv4
Rules:
Write a sentence, the next post must make another sentence which makes it all into a joke.
Example:
Why did the tomato cross the road?
*next post*
To become ketchup.
What did the thumb say to the other fingers?
Re: Make A Joke
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:55 pm
by Kilvakar
Why do you all oppose me?
Why bats only come out a night?
Re: Make A Joke
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:06 pm
by TheAlbinoMoose
Cause they're stuck at home all day?
Get it like home like baseball hahahaha
okay.
Who is in charge of every tool used for measuring?
Re: Make A Joke
PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:41 pm
by MIBuddy
The yard master, 'cause it's his shtick!
(Yards. Yardstick. Measuring stick?)
Why did the mascot cry?
Re: Make A Joke
PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:25 pm
by Peanut
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
SPOILER: Highlight text to read: Because he felt crumby.
Re: Make A Joke
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:50 am
by Wolfsong
That's not a joke peanut that's just painful.
Someone slept on him. (I dunno xP)
Why didn't the duck cross the road?
Re: Make A Joke
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:31 am
by MIBuddy
'Cause he was a quack!
Why did the earlobe droop?