What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

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What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby randomuser2349 » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:15 pm

Nothing. Gastropods have no sensory organs for hearing.
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby IPv4 » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:12 pm

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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby Davidizer13 » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:22 pm

So a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a coffee shop.

They have a reasonable, non-confrontational conversation about their beliefs because they are all intelligent, level-headed people.
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby Mullet Death » Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:54 pm

But eventually, the snail mutated in a toxic waste dump and got its revenge. Not for what the lion said, but for the Starbucks employee that shortchanged him.
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby MomentOfInertia » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:34 am

"OH YEAH WELL, YOU'VE GOT TWO LEFT FEET! "

Snails are tiny. :P
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby shooraijin » Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:50 am

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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby DaughterOfZion » Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:27 pm

MomentOfInertia wrote:"OH YEAH WELL, YOU'VE GOT TWO LEFT FEET! "

Snails are tiny. :P

Snails are all foot.
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby Dante » Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:08 pm

No, no, no. You misheard your information. What did the snail REALLY say to the lion when he called him spineless?

"Why would I believe you? You never tell the truth. That's why everyone says you're 'a lion'."
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:11 pm

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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby randomuser2349 » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:38 am

Dante wrote:No, no, no. You misheard your information. What did the snail REALLY say to the lion when he called him spineless?

"Why would I believe you? You never tell the truth. That's why everyone says you're 'a lion'."


No, no, no. You misheard your information. What did the snail REALLY say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Nothing. Lions can't talk, hence this never happened.
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Re: What did the snail say to the lion when he called him spineless?

Postby MomentOfInertia » Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:28 pm

...

one has snailed it
the other opposes and
thus must be li-on.

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