How do I destroy these things?!?!

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How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:07 pm

I recently discovered my house has gained a basement...with some very interesting things down there. My house is now endangered by zombies, ghosts, vampires, mummies, cockroaches, the like. Since my family doesn't believe me, I must defend our home myself. So I'm just wondering: How do I destroy most of these monsters, and somehow get this wacky basement away from my house?
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Yuki-Anne » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:34 pm

Kill them with kindness.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Davidizer13 » Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:41 am

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby PrincessZelda » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:09 am

Zombie: Aim for the head.

Ghosts: Vacuum cleaner.

Vampires: Silver bullets/wooden stake.

Mummies: Unwind their bandages.

Cockroaches: Shoe.


Seriously, what do they teach in grade school these days?
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:33 pm

PrincessZelda wrote:Zombie: Aim for the head.

Ghosts: Vacuum cleaner.

Vampires: Silver bullets/wooden stake.

Mummies: Unwind their bandages.

Cockroaches: Shoe.


Also you can use younger siblings or annoying family members as bait


Seriously, what do they teach in grade school these days?


Sadly, not much I'm afraid. My 10 yr old niece's teacher is giving them 2nd grade level spelling words
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby SilverToast » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:28 pm

Wolfsong wrote:My house is now endangered by zombies, ghosts, vampires, mummies, cockroaches, the like.


There are many ways to kill Like Likes from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

My favorite method is killing it with a Giant's Knife for a challenge as I do to all zelda monsters. lol

Also cockroaches are zombies. They always come back with friends.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby QtheQreater » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:50 am

Put some Windex on 'em.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:45 pm

A) thanks everyone for the suggestions. Believe it or not, some helped.
B) Whoever heard of using Windex on monsters?!?!?
C) Despite everything, I'm being driven back. Monsters have gained a few more levels on me. Are there any idiots- I mean really awesome people - willing to risk themselves to help me push them back?
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Davidizer13 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:10 pm

Wolfsong wrote:A) thanks everyone for the suggestions. Believe it or not, some helped.
B) Whoever heard of using Windex on monsters?!?!?
C) Despite everything, I'm being driven back. Monsters have gained a few more levels on me. Are there any idiots- I mean really awesome people - willing to risk themselves to help me push them back?


You didn't nuke it from orbit, did you? You didn't have to be in this mess anymore, but nooooo, you had to go and wimp out on the most important step of the plan.

You're on your own, kid.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:19 pm

Hey pal, do you realize how hard that would be?...
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Besides, it didn't work, and I had to pay heaps to keep everything settled and quiet, and it let the neighbor's eight-million cats inside the house instead of sending the basement out. So...yeah, failed.

Don't blame me for the failure, either.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby SierraLea » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:54 am

What kind of Vampires are you dealing with? Some are immune to the conventional types of killing.
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Re: How do I destroy these things?!?!

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:01 am

SierraLea wrote:What kind of Vampires are you dealing with? Some are immune to the conventional types of killing.


Multiple kinds. My new basement appears to have become some kind of monster museum. So...eh, whatever kinds of advice you've got to give, I will try.

I've pushed them down a few floors. I'm gaining ground on 'em!
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