CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

This board now belongs to the Principality of Zeon. Any resistance will be dealt with the swift stroke of a Heathawk.

That is all.

Sieg Zeon!

As the sometime President of this fine Goof Off, I approve this message. Crossfire, congratulations; you may keep and command your fine 2x4x6 pine board. It loves you. Its name is "Plank."

*draws a smiley face on the board*

Now, I don't know how I staged a coup-de-tat against myself... but I believed that change was necessary, and this was the best way to accomplish it. Of course, with a new party in power, we must fill up the positions that lay vacant. I need a new Minister of Defense, Head of Foreign Affairs, and last but not least, a Second-in-Command.



By the way, we're also planning to take over CAA. However that's still on the drawing board (generously donated by Q). I'm afraid it might take a while to come into fruition.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

*Emerges out of Cryo*

"Dangit Cortana, I told you to wake me up when you needed me! What's this nonsense about someone trying to take over the Goof Off, AGAIN!"

Zarn sighs and looks around. "mmmk, name I don't know, name I don't know...and Q! Outstanding. Now all I need is Temulin and Pascal and we can really kick this pretender to the throne straight into the Communism Is Love themed wastebasket of history!"

Do you allow pandas as pets? If so i'm all for it

Only if they're domesticated.

Crossfire wrote:Only if they do all the housework.

Fixed that for ya.

I hereby declare Crossfire as a Pretender to the Goof Off throne. Her Majesties government will promptly clap him in Irons and force him to watch poorly dubbed anime...foreeever.

You shall do no such thing. I'll have you know that I was democratically elected as the President during the crisis of summer/fall 2011.

: laughs from his alabaster chair in ancient, storied Pacifica.


"We do not extend any recognition to his government. The bombing begins in five minutes.

Zarn Ishtare wrote:: laughs from his alabaster chair in ancient, storied Pacifica.

If you replace all references to "throne" with "toilet" in the previous posts, this makes more sense.

So uhh...whats goin' on in here?

*Delivers a mysterious package to Zarn that says "To Zarn From Peanut" and then disappears into the night*

Xeno wrote:So uhh...whats goin' on in here?

Who knows? Potentially, there could be music, dancing, and bloody revolution. All I know is that I wasn't consulted or bribed. Yet.

Peanut wrote:*Delivers a mysterious package to Zarn with a pretty ribbon that says "To Zarn From Peanut with Love" and then disappears into the night*

Fixed.