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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:20 am
by sandalwood
6/10
Why didn't you rate mine?
Next person just rate my joke above ^^ I'm too lazy to come up with another
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:34 pm
by rocklobster
I rate that one a 5/10
Here's one to keep the thread going:
Two scientists decide to tell God they don't need God anymore. So they call him up.
"We don't need you anymore." they say.
God says. "Really?"
They say. "Well, we can make our own humans now."
God says. "Then let's have a man making contest now. And we'll do it exactly like I did."
So God gets a mound of dirt. Then the scientists get a mound of dirt.
God says, "Oh no! You get your own dirt."
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:55 pm
by sandalwood
9/10 DAHA that's a good one
Two elephants fall out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one falls into the ocean.
Badum CHHH! <-- *rimshot*
[It's more effective in person...]
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:41 am
by Sai-Chan
these jokes all top mine.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:48 am
by rocklobster
What no joke? OK, here's one:
A confirmed-atheist professor announced that he was going to prove to the students that there was no God.
Standing at his lectern he announced loudly "God if you're real, I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
As the clock ticked away the minutes, the professor kept taunting God saying, "Here I am God, still waiting."
When there was only a minute left, a hulking 250-pound linebacker from the university's football team came running from his seat in the back of the room, tackled the professor, and sent him flying across the platform.
"God was busy." said the football player.