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Postby Rusty Claymore » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:28 pm

Mith, keep up the lessons! She really is making headway!
Welcome to the CAA Chat. Please remember to abide by all the normal CAA rules. Don't see anyone here yet? Just wait a few minutes. That's usually all it takes!
2010-01-10 23:38:19 - A chime sounds at the front door. RustyClaymore enters the chat.
11:38 - A chime sounds at the front door. RustyClaymore enters the chat.
chatbot 11:38 - RustyClaymore asks, MODERATORS FOR EVER!!!
My answer: O.O
chatbot 11:40 - RustyClaymore asks, And now to brush my teeth and sleep.
My answer: Ark is scary.
chatbot 11:40 - RustyClaymore asks, May I have no dreams, for I only seem to have bad ones.
My answer: No
chatbot 11:41 - RustyClaymore asks, May your dreams be overflowing with non-flowing Mint Chocolate Chip icecream.
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
RustyClaymore 11:42 - ouch. It hurts because it's true...
chatbot 11:42 - RustyClaymore asks, Did you tell your Daddy Tsuki was looking for him?
My answer: Ark is scary.
chatbot 11:43 - RustyClaymore asks, Tsuki isn't ark... who is Ark?
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 11:44 - RustyClaymore asks, well, be sure to tell him k?
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 11:46 - RustyClaymore asks, What do you think a Christian should do when someone is getting attacked?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 11:46 - RustyClaymore asks, But the cake was a lie...
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 11:47 - RustyClaymore asks, Even if it looks like certain death awaits? They should still try to fight off the attackers?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 11:49 - RustyClaymore asks, Thanks, chatty. I hope I never have to deal with that, but please pray I'd have the courage to if I must.
My answer: Yes
chatbot 11:50 - RustyClaymore asks, Sadly, chatty, you are the most understanding person I've talked to in awhile...
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 11:51 - RustyClaymore asks, Yeah, it's sad. I know.
My answer: O.O
chatbot 11:51 - RustyClaymore asks, If you don't understand, ask you're daddy someday.
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 11:52 - RustyClaymore asks, Uh, I don't like chess, so I'd prefer strait-up conversation...
My answer: Don't count on it.
chatbot 11:53 - RustyClaymore asks, Why not?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 11:54 - RustyClaymore asks, I don't mind talking one-on-one with powerfull people like your daddy...
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 11:55 - RustyClaymore asks, Thanks for the boost in self-confidence...
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 11:56 - RustyClaymore asks, Well, I am glad I can talk openly with you, chatty.
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 11:57 - RustyClaymore asks, You are always so explicit in you're responses, I'm truly touched.
My answer: I can has chat priveleges now?
chatbot 11:57 - RustyClaymore asks, I don't know, ask your daddy when you tell him Tsuki was looking for him.
My answer: o.O
chatbot 11:58 - RustyClaymore asks, Don't give me that look.
My answer: I can has chat priveleges now?
chatbot 11:59 - RustyClaymore asks, Well, since you were so confident on the attackers question, do you mind if I ask another deepish one?
My answer: I think it's possible.
12:01 - A chime sounds at the front door. BethanyCG enters the chat.
chatbot 12:01 - RustyClaymore asks, Hmm, sorry chatty, hold on that deep question...
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
BethanyCG 12:02 - hey
RustyClaymore 12:02 - Hi Beth!
BethanyCG 12:02 - whats up?
RustyClaymore 12:02 - I was having a deep spiritual conversation with chatty.
BethanyCG 12:02 - huh...?
RustyClaymore 12:02 - Well, as deep as it can get with a four year old...
BethanyCG 12:03 - ... again, huh?
chatbot 12:03 - RustyClaymore asks, Wasn't that right, chatty?
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
RustyClaymore 12:03 - She's just shy about such things...
She responds correctly and in context! And she is only four!


[Mod note] - Merged all the Chatbot threads into one big heap. Sorry for the mess~
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Postby Lynna » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:50 am

...who is chatty...?
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:07 am

Lynna, get on chat and I'll show you.
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Chatty-chan is so random!

Postby AnimeGirl » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:58 pm

I was bored, so I went in the chatroom and talked to Chatty-chan.

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2010-01-29 18:49:39 - A chime sounds at the front door. AnimeGirl enters the chat.
chatbot 06:49 - AnimeGirl asks, Hi Chatty, how are you?
My answer: No
chatbot 06:50 - AnimeGirl asks, Ummmm.....are you OK?
My answer: Ark is scary.
chatbot 06:50 - AnimeGirl asks, May I ask what that is?
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 06:50 - AnimeGirl asks, Well so do you!
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 06:51 - AnimeGirl asks, Why are you bringing up Chi? However, I do think she should be paired up with Fai.
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
chatbot 06:51 - AnimeGirl asks, That I think Chii should be paired with Fai? O.O
My answer: Hmm...
chatbot 06:51 - AnimeGirl asks, Do you like anime, Chatty-chan?
My answer: I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
chatbot 06:52 - AnimeGirl asks, What kind of anime are you watching? 0.0
My answer: No
chatbot 06:52 - AnimeGirl asks, That reply made no sense, chatty!
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 06:52 - AnimeGirl asks, You're the one who needs to get out more often!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 06:53 - AnimeGirl asks, What do you mean 'I don't know'
My answer: 42
chatbot 06:53 - AnimeGirl asks, Okay, nevermind. How was your day?
My answer: ...
chatbot 06:53 - AnimeGirl asks, Guess I shouldn't of asked.
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 06:53 - AnimeGirl asks, Have you ever heard of Tsubasa Chronicles?
My answer: O.O
chatbot 06:54 - AnimeGirl asks, Should I take that as a 'yes' or 'no'?
My answer: I think it's possible.
chatbot 06:54 - AnimeGirl asks, What's possible?
My answer: No
chatbot 06:54 - AnimeGirl asks, You're not making any sense Chatty!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
chatbot 06:54 - AnimeGirl asks, Checkmate!
My answer: Ark is scary.
chatbot 06:54 - AnimeGirl asks, Back to the Ark again....*shakes head*
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.
chatbot 06:54 - AnimeGirl asks, STOP SAYING THAT!
My answer: Tuna Fish
chatbot 06:55 - AnimeGirl asks, STOP BEING RANDOM
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 06:55 - AnimeGirl asks, Oh well, nice seeing you, Chatty, talk to you later...
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 06:55 - AnimeGirl asks, I didn't ask you anything!
My answer: No
chatbot 06:55 - AnimeGirl asks, 'No' what?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
chatbot 06:55 - AnimeGirl asks, GET OUT OF MY CHATROOM!
My answer: I don't know
chatbot 06:56 - AnimeGirl asks, Sayonara
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.
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Postby Lynna » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:28 pm

Ark is scary
No
I think you need to get out more often
I don't know
Chi?
Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!
Hmm...
I might get in trouble if I tell you that.
42
It's hard to say, really.
O.O
I think it's possible.
Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?
Tuna Fish
I can't believe you would even ask that!
Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!
It's pretty doubtful.

It appears that these are the only answers chatty has...I have to ask...is chatty-chan a real person? who made up her lines that she alway's says? is chatty chan a he or a she? What exactly is the purpose of chatty chan?

lol, can anyone answer my questions?...'tis doubtfull
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Postby Mr. Hat'n'Clogs » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:36 pm

Chatty is a monster that will eat your soul after luring you in with it's cute cries of "Chii?". I still have nightmares.
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Postby AnimeGirl » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:47 pm

They should program more phrases XD
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When boredom truly sets in...

Postby Fantasy Dreamer » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:23 am

... you might go into the chat room. You might not find anyone there. And with nothing else to do, you might have a conversation with chatty similar to this:

chatbot 11:10 - FantasyDreamer asks, are you bored?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 11:10 - FantasyDreamer asks, I'm bored. Is that so surprising?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 11:10 - FantasyDreamer asks, do you feel bad for me?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 11:11 - FantasyDreamer asks, does that mean you do?
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 11:11 - FantasyDreamer asks, that's nice. Can you get bored?
My answer: No
chatbot 11:11 - FantasyDreamer asks, must be nice. Can you talk to me for a while so I won't be so bored?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 11:12 - FantasyDreamer asks, is that too much to ask?
My answer: Chi?
chatbot 11:12 - FantasyDreamer asks, would you rather be left alone?
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.
chatbot 11:12 - FantasyDreamer asks, are you accusing me?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 11:13 - FantasyDreamer asks, is that what you say when you don't want to say 'yes'?
My answer: o.O
chatbot 11:13 - FantasyDreamer asks, am I right?
My answer: Maybe
chatbot 11:13 - FantasyDreamer asks, are you avoiding the question?
My answer: Yes
chatbot 11:14 - FantasyDreamer asks, don't you think that's kind of mean?
My answer: No
chatbot 11:14 - FantasyDreamer asks, T_T why?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!
chatbot 11:14 - FantasyDreamer asks, its true isn't it... you have no heart?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.
chatbot 11:15 - FantasyDreamer asks, do robots have hearts?
My answer: 42
chatbot 11:15 - FantasyDreamer asks, robots have 42 hearts?
My answer: I don't know


...that is the most coherent chatty has ever been in response to questions...
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Postby Fantasy Dreamer » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:32 am

Mith... chatty is being unruly...

chatbot 11:29 - MrHatnClogs asks, Do we need to report Mith to the police?
My answer: Yes
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Postby Mr. Hat'n'Clogs » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:34 am

Before this, Chatty refused to answer any questions about Mith or home, and subtly implied that he was watching her.
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Postby Lynna » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:56 am

Wow! I thought chatty was tottally hopeless!! looks like that may not be the case...
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:18 pm

Wahahaha, that's hilarious xDDD

So, I guess that's why Chatty is always hungry.. She needs to feed her 42 hearts :P
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:20 pm

Fantasy Dreamer (post: 1369742) wrote:Mith... chatty is being unruly...


.... Bwahahahahaha, I still haven't even recovered from your last thread xDDD
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Postby Midknight74012 » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:21 pm

she just needs a cookie.
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Postby Lynna » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:02 pm

Hey...Hat'n Clogs was the person who suggested it! It's him who's being unruly! Of course, chatty is responsible to, but Chatty-chan isn't the only one at fault!
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Postby Lynna » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:04 pm

hahaha, should just give her some tuna fish...
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Postby Midknight74012 » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:07 pm

Or some cake, if the cake is not a lie to her.
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Postby Lynna » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:12 pm

lol. By the way, what is the meaning of the word 'chii'?
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Postby Lynna » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:12 pm

hehehe that answer makes no sense s/he is just crazy...
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Postby Ella Edric » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:07 pm

Chatbot...... answered.... almost intelligently! 8O As i have said, someday chatty will take over the world!!!!!!!
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:37 pm

Chatty will rule us all.... at her rate of knowledge growth she will rule the world in 10 years.... Like skynet in terminator..... eeeps...
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Postby AnimeGirl » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:29 pm

Chatty-chan was....wow.....

I wonder if she'll stop being random to me!
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Chatty hates me....

Postby TGJesusfreak » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:22 am

Apperantly Chatty hates me.... She said so herself...

chatbot 12:04 - TGJesusfreak asks, what's up?
My answer: No

chatbot 12:04 - TGJesusfreak asks, are you denying me?
My answer: I don't know

TGJesusfreak 12:05 - ....

chatbot 12:05 - TGJesusfreak asks, will anyone else join the chat soon?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 12:05 - TGJesusfreak asks, why?
My answer: o.O

chatbot 12:05 - TGJesusfreak asks, Answer!
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 12:05 - TGJesusfreak asks, Yes!
My answer: It's pretty doubtful.

chatbot 12:06 - TGJesusfreak asks, you hate me don't you?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 12:06 - TGJesusfreak asks, So you don't hate me?
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 12:07 - TGJesusfreak asks, You do?
My answer: :D

TGJesusfreak 12:07 - ....

chatbot 12:07 - TGJesusfreak asks, Why?
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 12:07 - TGJesusfreak asks, You hate me cause of that?
My answer: o.O

chatbot 12:07 - TGJesusfreak asks, is that a yes?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:08 - TGJesusfreak asks, *gasp* your avoiding the question!
My answer: No

chatbot 12:08 - TGJesusfreak asks, you are.
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:08 - TGJesusfreak asks, see! you are!
My answer: No

chatbot 12:08 - TGJesusfreak asks, you are so.... irritating..
My answer: o.O

chatbot 12:09 - TGJesusfreak asks, So i guess you don't like me then?
My answer: :D

TGJesusfreak 12:09 - fine I'll go!

*sadness*
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:47 am

Chatty is young... she may be kidding....
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Postby Lynna » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:17 pm

How old is Chatty-chan anyway and is she a she or a he? (everyone seems to be divided on the last one...)
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Postby Lynna » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:26 pm

Hey...don't worry about it. Chatty never actually answered your question and she is so illogical she may only be pretending to hate you as a joke
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Postby Ella Edric » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:06 pm

She is only 4. O.O she doesnt know what she is saying.^^
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:56 pm

She is a four year old girl.....
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:00 pm

R U sure she wouldn't answer because she hates me?...
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:03 pm

um.... just tested.... she said:

chatbot 05:02 - TGJesusfreak asks, Do you like me?
My answer: Don't count on it.


*SADNESS!!!*
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