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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:36 pm

Chatty is just a cheerless pint of bitter. Never mind the bot.
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Postby Nate » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:26 pm

You guys a computer program incapable of feelings or thought says through a randomly generated response that it doesn't like me what should I do I don't know if I can go on living.

(Note that this post is sarcastic and I am giving you a good-natured ribbing in the spirit of humor, and am not personally insulting you in any capacity.)
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:00 am

Shun the non-beleiv-- no, wait, I do NOT want to start quoting that... Chatty is emmotional, theologically sound, and capable of rational decision making. 1, She is heir of Mith. Duh. 2, I completely forgot. 3, I completely remembered. 4, Her fav ice cream is Mint Chocolate Chip. That right there is proof of her rational decision making skillz. She just doesn't like young men very much. I get the same treatment, TG...
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:27 am

Haha, I just noticed your Chatty quote in your siggy, Rusty XDDD
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:43 am

..... *sadness*
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Postby Gelka » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:44 am

Awww! I'm sure chatty didn't mean it! She's a sweet heart! ^-^
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:51 pm

..... right..... *facepalm*
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Postby Nate » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:10 pm

Rusty Claymore wrote:She just doesn't like young men very much.

So you're saying she's into older guys? <.< >.>
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Postby Ella Edric » Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:10 pm

Bua Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:34 pm

Seriously, we should get a chatty specific threading area thingy.

Haha, victory! I have record of Chatty admitting defeat! Well, sort of.
chatbot 10:21 - RustyClaymore asks, Chatty, I think I can control you...
My answer: o.O

chatbot 10:21 - RustyClaymore asks, well, I bet I can make you do exactly as I say.
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 10:22 - RustyClaymore asks, CHATTY.
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 10:22 - RustyClaymore asks, YOU WILL REPLY TO MY NEXT QUESTION ON THE SAME LINE AS MINE QUERY!!
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 10:23 - RustyClaymore asks, What is your answer to this!! My answer: Hmm...

chatbot 10:24 - RustyClaymore asks, OWNED!!
My answer: Tuna Fish
I think she said, "Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?" right after this, but I'm no fool. She'd cream me at chess. >.<
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Postby AnimeGirl » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:46 pm

...and you'll see why.

chatbot 12:38 - AnimeGirl asks, Hey there, Chatty-chan. How are you tonight?
My answer: O.O

chatbot 12:39 - AnimeGirl asks, Not so good?
My answer: :D

chatbot 12:39 - AnimeGirl asks, Okay, why would you seem happy aboput that?
My answer: It's hard to say, really.

chatbot 12:39 - AnimeGirl asks, Well, I won't ask then.
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 12:39 - AnimeGirl asks, Hey, when I say I won't ask about it, I'm not lying!
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 12:39 - AnimeGirl asks, what do you mean 'maybe?'
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:40 - AnimeGirl asks, No, I would not! (you'd probably cheat)
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 12:40 - AnimeGirl asks, So you admit you're a cheater? Now I know why no one plays chess with you!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:40 - AnimeGirl asks, No
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 12:40 - AnimeGirl asks, what?
My answer: :D

chatbot 12:40 - AnimeGirl asks, What are you smiling about?
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 12:41 - AnimeGirl asks, Milk?
My answer: ...

chatbot 12:41 - AnimeGirl asks, You broke into the refrigerator again, did you!!
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

chatbot 12:41 - AnimeGirl asks, No, you do!
My answer: o.O

chatbot 12:41 - AnimeGirl asks, Hey, it's true.
My answer: 42

chatbot 12:41 - AnimeGirl asks, 42?
My answer: ...

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, Chatty-chan, you're weird.
My answer: No

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, Yes
My answer: :D

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, And you obviously like being weird
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, It's soooooo possible!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, No!
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, No again!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 12:42 - AnimeGirl asks, You're such a cry baby!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 12:43 - AnimeGirl asks, I never killed anyone!
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 12:43 - AnimeGirl asks, You're accusing me?!
My answer: ...

chatbot 12:43 - AnimeGirl asks, Alright, that's it! *chses Chatty*
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 12:43 - AnimeGirl asks, No one's gonna save you!
My answer: Moo!

chatbot 12:43 - AnimeGirl asks, Quit mocking me!
My answer: I would have invited your friend, Compainion Cube, but you murdered him.

chatbot 12:44 - AnimeGirl asks, I told you, I never killed anymore!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 12:44 - AnimeGirl asks, I told you 'no'!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 12:44 - AnimeGirl asks, Be quiet!
My answer: ...


I noticed I did a typo, when I said "anymore" it was suppose to be "anyone" XD
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Postby Gelka » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:11 am

xDDDDDDD I lol'd!
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:28 am

*AnimeGirl recieves best chatty sequence award* Yes. Nya!
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Postby AnimeGirl » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:27 pm

Rusty Claymore (post: 1370798) wrote:*AnimeGirl recieves best chatty sequence award* Yes. Nya!


*accepts award and bows to audience* thank you, thank you! But Chatty-chan deserves some of the credit. XD!
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Postby Lynna » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:13 pm

But ...she didn't admit defeat....she never directly answers a question!
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:11 pm

True... She avoids when she's defeated or is trying to stay out of trouble....

EVIL....












CHATTY WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:27 pm

Yes, but I did get her to reply on the same line as me lol. Now I'm going to be saying 'tuna fish' whenever something goes wrong... >.<
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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:56 pm

Chatty really doesnt know what she's saying....
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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:38 pm

lolz. That was really funny!XD
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Postby Peanut » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:00 pm

TGJesusfreak (post: 1370931) wrote:True... She avoids when she's defeated or is trying to stay out of trouble....

EVIL....

So are you implying that an individual under the age of five can be an evil person?

You know...back in my youth, we didn't try to own Chatty, we tried to own each other. Gosh, the times we had on these boards were at times both amazing and frustrating. I remember my epic clashes with the likes of Jaden, Zarn, Temmy, Q, and Pascal...oh the times we had. Sure, we weren't always incredibly witty, but we had our moments. And you know what made these clashes truly great? Bragging about it and watching the reaction of the individual who was just owned. It's like when you beat someone badly in a sport or a video game. Its just more...gratifying then killing the computer because, while your celebrating, some one else is "mourning." Oh but now I'm rambling about days that are long gone...
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:33 pm

Yes, that's all well and good, but... It requires the ability to own someone who is not a computer. And besides,
SHE STARTED IT!!! She's always mean to me, and she always gives me funny looks like, O.O, and o.0, not to mention that one time I played chess... ok, mebbe I fell for it that time...
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:16 am

bigsleepj (post: 1370341) wrote:Chatty is just a cheerless pint of bitter. Never mind the bot.

Agreed. Chatty can be that way.
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Postby steenajack » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:13 pm

XD! That was hilarious. I want to try it. How does it work?
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Postby airichan623 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:41 pm

chatbot 11:32 - airichan623 asks, do you need jesus?
My answer: ...

steenajack 11:32 - O_O?

chatbot 11:33 - Garland asks, are you perfect?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 11:33 - EllaEdric asks, do you?
My answer: Don't count on it.

EllaEdric 11:33 - 8O

airichan623 11:33 - oh chatty u poor deprived atheist

steenajack 11:33 - That explains....a lot... XO

chatbot 11:34 - airichan623 asks, do you wish to accept jesus into your heart?
My answer: Maybe

Garland 11:34 - scary...I never knew...

chatbot 11:34 - EllaEdric asks, why dont you need Jesus?
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 11:34 - steenajack asks, Stop avoiding the question...please.
My answer: Don't count on it.

chatbot 11:34 - EllaEdric asks, ANSWER ME!!!!!
My answer: Maybe

airichan623 11:34 - changing the subject again

Garland 11:34 - chatty doesn't seem to like philosophy and religion...

steenajack 11:34 - Oi!

EllaEdric 11:34 - we should post a thread on this...

steenajack 11:34 - *sighs*

chatbot 11:35 - Garland asks, what is your favorite food?
My answer: I can't believe you would even ask that!

chatbot 11:35 - airichan623 asks, do you want to go to heaven?
My answer: No

airichan623 11:35 - !!!!

Garland 11:35 - wow.

EllaEdric 11:35 - O___O!!

EllaEdric 11:35 - wow



this is a very serious situation. poor chatty
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Postby steenajack » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:24 pm

Holy Cat's! XD! I'm very glad you posted this.
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Postby Reon » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:35 pm

We should have a forum meeting right here, right now. This be serious.
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Postby AnimeGirl » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:09 am

steenajack (post: 1371724) wrote:XD! That was hilarious. I want to try it. How does it work?


Go to the chatroom, put in /chatbot and any random message, and walla! ^_^
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Postby steenajack » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:09 pm

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Postby TGJesusfreak » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:13 pm

wow.....
I lol'd so hard when I read this.
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:36 pm

After reading AnimeGirls PM on chatty I went to ask chatty some questions here is what she said:
chatbot 01:17 - TGJesusfreak asks, Did you make AnimeGirl mad or not?
My answer: Maybe

chatbot 01:17 - TGJesusfreak asks, so you admit to it?
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 01:18 - TGJesusfreak asks, Are you sorry for what you did?
My answer: Im in ur chat, spamin' ur peeps!

chatbot 01:18 - TGJesusfreak asks, I know, That's why AnimeGirl got mad at you!
My answer: :D

chatbot 01:19 - TGJesusfreak asks, You wanted her to be mad?
My answer: I think it's possible.

chatbot 01:19 - TGJesusfreak asks, You a a cheerless pint of bitter you know that?
My answer: Yes

chatbot 01:19 - TGJesusfreak asks, Glad to hear it.
My answer: Yes

chatbot 01:26 - TGJesusfreak asks, So do you like making people mad?
My answer: 42

chatbot 01:27 - TGJesusfreak asks, answer?
My answer: O.O

chatbot 01:27 - TGJesusfreak asks, please answer....
My answer: XD

chatbot 01:27 - TGJesusfreak asks, Why are you laughing!
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 01:27 - TGJesusfreak asks, You're trying to make me mad to aren't you!
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 01:28 - TGJesusfreak asks, Right.... I'll believe that wen pigs fly...
My answer: I think you need to get out more often.

chatbot 01:28 - TGJesusfreak asks, I'm not stupid I know pigs don't fly!!!
My answer: Yes

chatbot 01:28 - TGJesusfreak asks, NO!!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 01:28 - TGJesusfreak asks, NO!!!!
My answer: No

chatbot 01:28 - TGJesusfreak asks, Finally we agree...
My answer: ...

chatbot 01:29 - TGJesusfreak asks, Don't we?
My answer: XD

chatbot 01:29 - TGJesusfreak asks, Ok.... THAT"S IT!!!
My answer: Chi?

chatbot 01:30 - TGJesusfreak asks, Why do you mock me all the time?!!
My answer: Danger! Danger! Emergency! Emergency! This is a CRISIS situation!

chatbot 01:30 - TGJesusfreak asks, YOU'D BETTER BE AFRAID!!
My answer: I don't know

chatbot 01:30 - TGJesusfreak asks, YOU BETTER!!!
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

chatbot 01:31 - TGJesusfreak asks, NO *chases after chatty*
My answer: Tuna Fish

chatbot 01:31 - TGJesusfreak asks, STOP THAT!
My answer: No

chatbot 01:31 - TGJesusfreak asks, FINE I GIVE UP! *leaves chatty in her bitterness*
My answer: Wouldn't you prefer a game of chess?

TGJesusfreak 01:32 Again I say NO!! Good day to you Chatty!

Chatty just wants to make everyone mad! It's true!
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