The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Michael Lance » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:40 am

*Twister 980 receives a one-hit wonder album.*

*Inserts vial of demigod blood*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:50 pm

receives a monster stampede.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:32 pm

Oddood198 wrote:Receives a slap, because no one likes sarcasm.

yeah, tell that to my mom. :bang: ;)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shilohan ninja » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:17 pm

Receives a suit over animal cruelty allegations. PETA is the first to greet you at the door.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:58 pm

Receives questionable degree (don't know where that came from XD)

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:44 pm

Recieves hypocrisy

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Shilohan ninja » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:04 pm

Receiv-SQUIRREL!

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:12 pm

receives treasure

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Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.-1 john 4:7
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby DecooPunk » Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:26 pm

receives Link's sheild

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:05 pm

Receives swimming with dolphins CD

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:16 am

receives sheet music

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Twister980 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:14 pm

Receives a broken copy of Syphon Filter.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Wed May 01, 2013 4:47 pm

receives pony tail

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Twister980 » Thu May 02, 2013 4:46 pm

Receives me.

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Thu May 02, 2013 6:21 pm

lol, you picked up on it.

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PS- bullets and a gun for anyone who wants to shoot the dog!
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Mon May 06, 2013 8:40 am

Receives dance fans made out of wings.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby thisiskris89 » Sun May 12, 2013 2:51 pm

Recieves Biology Fianl with a failing grade.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Wed May 15, 2013 3:55 pm

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Wed May 15, 2013 5:37 pm

Recieves wolfsong with bunny ears 0_o


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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun May 19, 2013 11:41 am

Okay, you're dead

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Sun May 19, 2013 12:01 pm

Oh lol i forgot that i said that :p

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun May 19, 2013 12:02 pm

receives wolf's satisfaction

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Wed May 29, 2013 2:56 pm

Receive relief.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Wed May 29, 2013 5:19 pm

receives a crazy drive/fall down dismemberment gorge

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Rusty Claymore » Wed May 29, 2013 9:57 pm

*Ka-chunk*
...
...
...nothing comes out, it must have jammed.

It's raining.
For some reason, the dials can turn!
*inserts ¥100 coin*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Fri May 31, 2013 3:46 pm

receives a repair kit

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Oddood198 » Fri May 31, 2013 5:52 pm

Receives Zithstone

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:55 pm

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Oddood198 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:37 pm

receives arrest warrant. Trying to take an axe to a vending machine, what did you think was going to happen?

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:20 pm

receives a Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 Dollars

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