The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Oddood198 » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:04 pm

receive your thimble piece back

insert two dirty socks
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:09 pm

receives a notice that you need to fix your washing machine

insert KO
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Oddood198 » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:05 pm

receive OK

insert lollipop
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:19 pm

receives spitbomb

insert random grenade
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:10 pm

receive pin and start running.
*Insert 50 pound box of napkins*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:46 pm

Congrats! You receive a quilt that's 100% made of used napkins!

*inserts wooden block.*
Luke 10:25-27 Mark 12:28-34 Matthew 22 Deuteronomy 6:4-5 Deuteronomy 10:12
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No one is perfect, but by one prayer at a time, and one step at a time, God can make our paths straight.
Proverbs 3:6 "In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He will make your paths straight."
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:23 pm

receives can of green peas. Throw it out, its moldy.

insert Oddood198
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Oddood198 » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:36 pm

Receives Para Dox

insert grammar Nazi
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:01 am

Out pops the singing alphabet lady! Congrats! Take her home and enjoy. XD

*Puts in a coin the size of a doughnut.*
Luke 10:25-27 Mark 12:28-34 Matthew 22 Deuteronomy 6:4-5 Deuteronomy 10:12
“Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.”
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No one is perfect, but by one prayer at a time, and one step at a time, God can make our paths straight.
Proverbs 3:6 "In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He will make your paths straight."
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:04 pm

receive a coin-sized donut. Don't worry, it's just been freeze-dried.

*Insert a box three inches thick and wider than you are.*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:27 pm

receives Pat (whoever he is)

insert Claec
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby ClaecElric4God » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:35 pm

Receives insanity

*inserts Wolf*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wolfsong » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:37 pm

receives a pack of wolves all intent on tearing you apart

insert first-aid kit
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Toranoko-san » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:55 pm

Receives hands covered in band-aids

Inserts an iPod
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things. But, vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things, or make them unimportant." -The Eleventh Doctor -Doctor Who

"My experience is that there is, you know, surprisingly, always hope." -The Eleventh Doctor -Doctor Who

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams." -Edward Elric

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby DecooPunk » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:36 pm

Receives a peapod

inserts Avengers movie
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:16 pm

receives popcorn and soda

puts in some chips and dip
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:04 pm

receives instant football party.
*inserts glass slipper*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby thisiskris89 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:08 pm

recieves a pumpkin*
inserts a rice crispy treat*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:28 pm

You get three new friends! Snap Crackle & Pop!

*Inserts pop-tart*
Luke 10:25-27 Mark 12:28-34 Matthew 22 Deuteronomy 6:4-5 Deuteronomy 10:12
“Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.”
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No one is perfect, but by one prayer at a time, and one step at a time, God can make our paths straight.
Proverbs 3:6 "In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He will make your paths straight."
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Toranoko-san » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:14 pm

Receives Nyan Cat

*Inserts wedding dress*
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things. But, vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things, or make them unimportant." -The Eleventh Doctor -Doctor Who

"My experience is that there is, you know, surprisingly, always hope." -The Eleventh Doctor -Doctor Who

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams." -Edward Elric

"Always be kind and polite and have the materials to build a bomb." -Tom McNair
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby silvanis2.0 » Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:36 pm

Receives a sentient wedding cake by the name of Martin.

*inserts a spork*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby anlptgtsg » Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:26 am

Receives a spoon and a fork.
*inserts rabies*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby ClaecElric4God » Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:37 am

Recieves a cure for world hunger.

*Inserts 50-gallon tank*
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? -Micah 6:8 KJV
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me. :fmed:
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ClaecElric4God in regards to Wolfsong - You're the coolness scraped off the top of this morning's ice cream, after being pulled out of a beautiful summer day!
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby silvanis2.0 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:40 pm

Receives the entire Arctic Ocean complete with orcas

*inserts a chipmunk*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Wild Eagle » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:00 pm

Receives a copy of Alvin and the Chipmunks "A Chipmunk Christmas"

*inserts a gold doubloon*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby silvanis2.0 » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:06 pm

Receives an oaken peg leg

*inserts a squeaky toy*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:09 pm

receives as enthusiastic puppy!
*inserts a half full bottle of hand lotion.*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Ally-Ann » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:32 am

Receives gift card to Bath and Body Works~!

*Inserts salmiakki*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby silvanis2.0 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:42 am

Receives a key to a mythical candy store

*inserts own foot*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:02 am

Receives automail and a wrench in the forehead.
*Inserts fake roses*
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