CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Granted, you lose your job. Now you have nothing but free time.

I wish I had radiation poisoning.

I never had a job to begin with. I'm too young for anyone to hire me xP
Wish granted, but you die before you realize that your wish was granted.

Granted, you get swapped for your evil twin and executed.

I wish ArtisticDreamer had made a wish.

Twister980 wrote:Granted, you get swapped for your evil twin and executed.

I wish ArtisticDreamer had made a wish.

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Wish granted, but it nullifies your wish.
I wish that I had remembered to make a wish.

Wish granted, but you lost your memory of everything else.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, George Bush is re-elected as the president for the U.S.A.

I wish this wish was funny.

granted but as soon as you get it later that day a storm hits your area and a tree falls on it totaling it

i wish to know the meaning of 42

Wish granted, you slip on banana peels everyday

I wish for a girlfriend.

Wish granted, but she's a serial killer.
I wish that I had more time to watch anime.

Wish granted, you watch anime and do nothing else and you die of starvation

I wish I had the power to control time

Granted someone taught you how to adjust the time on your clock.

I wish I have bacon

Wish Granted


I wish I was in an anime

Granted, you're the random background character who looks ugly and dies miserably in the first episode for dramatic effect.

I wish yesterday was tomorrow.

Granted, but thanks to your wish, the universe got into an infinite loop, repeating the same day over and over again until you died.

I wish for a potato to stare at.

Granted, THE POTATO STARES BACK!!

(yes it got big eyes).

I wish I could time travel.

Wish granted you dru=ive around with a clock

I wish I had the power to read minds

Granted, but you can't hear anything else, and their thoughts are so loud it gives you a migraine every time.

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire.

Wish granted,
you dance exactly like him but once you get on the ceiling you can't get down and your world is upside down forever


I wish all mosquitoes would die

Hahaha xD
Granted, but they all swarm your city in a violent, blood sucking rampage that lasts for 25 years first.

I wish I could travel the world!

Granted, but you lose your sense of sight, sound, smell, and taste.

I wish to own a weapon that looks like a banana.

Granted. You own a boomerang that looks like a banana. It looks really cool. But, when showing it off to some acquantainces, it gets out of your control and it strikes a nearby police officer! The others panic and run, and you reflexively follow them, but the officer tackles you from behind and arrests you. You are sentenced to do community service to get out of jail, and one day your service group is helping grow bananas in a botanical garden, when a banana falls out of a tree and as you grab it it makes a loud BANG sound. It's a gun! Before you have a chance to react, police are crawling all over you and they haul you off to jail where you are sentenced to two years. But your wish is not finished with you! After stewing in your cell for a month, the sliced bananas on your food tray suddenly reassemble themselves into a whole banana; a banana peel wraps itself around half and the other half becomes sharp like a knife. This is incredible! You try it on the iron bars on your door and it cuts clean through. You realize what a bad idea that was as the guard outside stares at you with surprise. You try to drop it but it won't leave your hand. The guard, interpreting your flailing as aggression, pulls out his gun and calls for backup. You finally manage to let go, but by then it's too late. The next day you are transferred to a maximum security prison on an island far away from any bananas or banana-related merchandise. You are fed nothing but bread and synthetic protein. You don't know how long you've spent here, but it's been at least a year. One day you feel a strange feeling, like somebody is calling to you. You look up to the sky and you see a giant banana falling from space toward you. It falls down with a deafening rumble and crushes the entire prison and everyone in it, except for you. It is as big as a house. You hear it speaking in your mind without words: "It is time." "Yes," you reply, as you walk solemnly up to it and touch your hand to it. Suddenly you and the banana are rushing up into the sky, with exhilarating speed. The land grows smaller and the sky grows dimmer. You and the banana go all the way up into space. For some reason you can still breathe, but you don't even notice. You are entranced by the beauty of the planet Earth below you, which looks like a swirly blue pearl. You grip the giant banana by the stem and point the flower end toward the earth. Memories of your happy life below flood to your mind and a single tear graces your cheek. The banana fires a blindingly bright laser. Slowly, the planet is enveloped in orange and grey dust. The land has melted and the sea has evaporated. All life on the surface is gone. You have nothing left to live for, so you let go of the banana and drift off into space. The banana flies off to find the next planet. You lose consciousness.

*phew* I wish I could sleep peacefully.

Granted, you sleep peacefully. For 1,000 years.

I wish more people will buy the Wii U.

Granted. people buy the Wii U more and Sony Microsoft, Steam and all other game company goes bankrupt and a nerd riot starts and they murder you live on CNN.

I wish Princess Peach learned Self Defense.......

Granted, but Bowser acquires a taser.

I wish the next wish will be granted without any snags.

Granted, but because you failed to specify your definition, you are only protected from sharp protruding objects.

I wish my avatar would get smaller eyes.

granted it's eyes get smaller and smaller until it looks like this.




I wish I was an expert anime artsit

Granted. You're amazing at sitting down Anime.

I wish I had something interesting to wish for.

Wish granted but you can't speak


I wish I was rich

*Signing* Granted, but you have to give it away to cure my muteness.

I wish Capcom would sell Megaman.

Granted, you force Capcom to sell Megaman. They sell it. Capcom no longer owns Megaman. It's open for anyone to buy and some 3rd party company buys it and turns it into MegaHam. A videogame so disturbing, people kill themselves. Your now the cause of this horrible tragedy and now #1 on the FBI list.

since were on Capcom right now

I wish Ibuki was my wife...... XD