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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Mullet Death » Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:46 pm

Granted, but you are immediately eaten by a house cat.

I wish I was a holier person.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LecktheTech » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:49 am

Granted!
Someone made you a holier person in Black Ops 3.

I wish there was a dish with a fish(or is that house cat coming back?)
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Animeniac » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:22 am

Granted your a dead fish on a platter

I wish I lived in japan
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TGJesusfreak » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:27 am

Granted. But you live in a super isolated part of Japan with no anime or manga.

I wish the second season of Attack on Titan was out.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:37 pm

Granted. It's the most terrible thing you have ever seen, and you will be scarred for life.

I wish I could think of a question...
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby ClaecElric4God » Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:59 am

Granted. The question is "How old are you?" and you're in a room full of middle-aged women.

I wish for 5 dollars.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IPv4 » Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:09 pm

granted, donald trump becomes president and builds a great great wall and your 5 dollars is in mexico.

I wish that good things come to me quickly.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Mullet Death » Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:28 pm

Granted, good things come to you quickly; extremely quickly, most of them deadly. Quality kitchen knives are good things, right? Watch your head.

I wish I lived on Bunny Island.



ClaecElric4God wrote:Granted. The question is "How old are you?" and you're in a room full of middle-aged women.


Considering I like cougars, this doesn't sound like such a terrible scenario.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:16 pm

Granted, you are on Bunny Island. The Bunny Island of 10-foot tall man-eating bunnies.
I wish I lived on the Island of Harmless Cute Kittens.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby John_Smith » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:47 pm

Granted… they’re all Sphynxes and flea infested.

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IPv4 » Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:34 pm

granted, but time will always be faster from now on, what used to be 1 second is now 0.5 seconds.

I wish my wish beats your corruptionness.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:14 pm

Granted. Your wish works without being corrupted by me, but it is corrupted by YOU! (That's the corruption, by the way. PARADOXES FOR EVERYONE! *Starts throwing paradoxes everywhere.)
I wish John_Smith's gif person wouldn't keep missing the straw.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:41 am

Granted, but the color is the same just brighter by 1%

I wish for a chocolate tree.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby John_Smith » Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:46 am

Granted for one post, but you are now officially a shroomish.

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:52 am

Granted, but he wrote a book named ''Centre Earth''

I wish for a friend android
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:49 am

Granted. He rises from the grave as an unstoppable zombie. He takes over the world, making everyone mindless zombie minions. Then he writes more novels.
I wish I was a Snivy.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Apr 23, 2016 7:37 am

Granted, but you became a real life grass snake instead.

I wish Japan was a Christian country.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Animeniac » Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:37 pm

Granted Japan is a Christian country but all the Buddhists revolt and destroy Japan

I wish for an endless supply of root beer
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Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart -Hiromu Arakawa

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:44 pm

Granted, but you get an ''Endless Pack'' of root beer from their company

I wish for a different eye color.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Animeniac » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:49 pm

Phillippians 4:8 KJV

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart -Hiromu Arakawa

I'm going to fight my hardest....I don't want anyone else to die! -Kirito

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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:56 pm

Granted, a spider named Toby Macquire gets bitten by a radioactive human and becomes Spider; the Man (shortened to Spiderman.)
I wish all the bacon in the universe burned.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Sun Apr 24, 2016 10:03 pm

Granted and all the pigs in the universe died from fire (bacon means "buttock" in German)

I wish for a Giftia.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby John_Smith » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:55 am

Granted. It becomes a wanderer and destroys your house. (note: I actually haven't seen the series.)

TheChocolateGamer wrote:I wish for a chocolate tree.

BONUS, because this post wasn't approved my the time I commented.

Granted, but it isn't suited to the climate and dies.

EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LecktheTech » Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:51 pm

John_Smith wrote:EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to wish.

Granted, you are controlled by a phobia on if you wished or not(Think Kid on steroids).

I wish my laptop couldn't overheat.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:09 pm

Granted. Your laptop, instead of overheating, underheats. The fan works too much and it turns into a block of ice.
I wish for world peace.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby LecktheTech » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:09 pm

Granted! You receive a piece of the world!

I wish school was finished.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:06 pm

Granted. There is no more school. Ever. No one gets any education, and the world falls into chaos because nobody can get any jobs.
I wish for a Temmie.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby IPv4 » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:51 am

granted, you feed it with temmie flakes. temmie starts to vibrate and travels to another dimension due to quantum mechanics.

I wish for a pixel.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby Shroopy » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:29 am

Granted, suddenly everything in the universe is condensed into one pixel. There's your pixel, enjoy!
I wish everything was un-pixelated from the one pixel.
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Re: Corrupted wish game

Postby TheChocolateGamer » Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:28 am

Granted, the pixel becomes alone and commits suicide.

I wish for a medium size island.
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