Some of you may have played this game before, but for those who haven't, here is how it goes:
You grant a wish. More specifically, you grant the wish in the post directly above you. The thing is, you corrupt it when you grant it. For instance, if someone wished for "Fruits Basket", you could say "Granted, but it's an actual basket of wax fruit." Or if someone wished for long, luscious, silky black hair, you could say "Granted, but it is growing from the soles of your feet."
Then you make your own wish. One corruption per post, and one wish per post. You have to answer the wish above you. No perverted wishes or corruptions, but video game and anime references are of course welcome. Normal site rules naturally apply, and warrantee is void upon opening the thread.
To start: I wish I owned a Lexus.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.