CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Xeno wrote:

Yuki-Anne wrote:

Xeno wrote:Kirk was the better captain.

And by that, I mean the Chris Pine version.

But I like the Chris Pine Kirk.

BETTER THAN PICARD.

I think this means I just won the thread.

Yuki-Anne wrote:I think this means I just won the thread.

You can keep the thread, I just want the yarn.

Call of Duty is better than Halo. :<

Hey guys, what do you think Ezekiel 23:20 means?

Peanut wrote:Hey guys, what do you think Ezekiel 23:20 means?

Let's discuss Song of Songs 4 while we are at it.

I believe Apple products are inferior and Steve Jobs was a hack.

4Kids dub of One Piece was surely a Master Piece!

Keanu Reeves delivered the best performance of anyone's career ever in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Battlefield Earth is the best cinematic piece of science fiction ever created. L. Ron Hubbard is certainly a genius. Let me tell you about dianetics.

So what are all of yalls thoughts on evolution?

Yamamaya wrote:I believe Apple products are inferior and Steve Jobs was a hack.

This is SUPPOSED to be a troll thread, not a "post obvious facts" thread. ケイワイ much?

Boshintang is the national dish of Korea, and more delicious that anything Obama's father could have prepared for him.

Mmm... Spicy.

My life is sooo horrible D:

I just *LOVE* Justin Bieber.

The Warhammer/WarHammer40k games are just a bad rip-off of Warcraft.

Anyone want a copy of Stalin vs. Martians?

What are your views on Skub?

Twilight was way better than Harry Potter!
(Or alternatively)
The only thing Twilight is good for is the trashcan. It'll never live up to Harry Potter's Legacy!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a legitimately great show.

That's not a trollish statement.
OK how about this: JK Rowling is an idiotic writer.

Ham is way better than Canadian bacon.

Ron Paul 2016

rocklobster wrote:That's not a trollish statement.

It worked, didn't it?

The differences between Japanese and American vidcon consumers are as blatant as the differences between seasons 1 and 2 of Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru (a nod to my fellow Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru enthusiasts). Whereas the Japanese vidcon consumer is informed and discriminating in his or her purchases and endeavors, his American counterpart acts as a foil, stumbling blindly through the vidcon department at K-Mart, groping for the first vidcon with enough explosions or mammaries on the cover to slake their slavering decidedly non-intellectual lusts. Their hunger for Western garbage such as Madden and Halo is fueled by an almost sub-human ignorance that is as profound in the rest of their lives as it is in their choosing of vidcons. This disgusting display of American mass stupidity is no doubt the result of Christian indoctrination, adding another point on the list of reasons why the Japanese are more intelligent than the West, as contemptuous Western culture has left its people with little more than swiss cheese brains and an unquenchable urge for repeat football vidcons.

Davidizer13 wrote:The differences between Japanese and American vidcon consumers are as blatant as the differences between seasons 1 and 2 of Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru (a nod to my fellow Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru enthusiasts). Whereas the Japanese vidcon consumer is informed and discriminating in his or her purchases and endeavors, his American counterpart acts as a foil, stumbling blindly through the vidcon department at K-Mart, groping for the first vidcon with enough explosions or mammaries on the cover to slake their slavering decidedly non-intellectual lusts. Their hunger for Western garbage such as Madden and Halo is fueled by an almost sub-human ignorance that is as profound in the rest of their lives as it is in their choosing of vidcons. This disgusting display of American mass stupidity is no doubt the result of Christian indoctrination, adding another point on the list of reasons why the Japanese are more intelligent than the West, as contemptuous Western culture has left its people with little more than swiss cheese brains and an unquenchable urge for repeat football vidcons.

*sigh* Why am I not surprised to see your blithering idiocy on this topic, buggle_player? You're a child that just doesn't understand that you're not supposed to touch a hot stove and does it over and over. It sickens me to see your unflinching, unapologetic ignorance in a topic that I spent over a month crafting - a month that consisted of possibly the most intense research and mental preparation of my life. To say that I am disgusted by your infinitesimal comprehensional aptitude understates the irreparable damage you have done to my faith in the human intellect.

Chex. Quest. Is. Not. An. RPG.

Leave.

rocklobster wrote:That's not a trollish statement.
OK how about this: JK Rowling is an idiotic writer.

I disagree, JK Rowling is an excellent writer, she makes Charles Dickens look like a stagnant pedant who was capable of only writing dime novels for Children. Because Rowling is writer ahead of her time. Outstanding in all fields, while reading her books I only felt amazement and shame - for my eyes are not worthy to view something so perfect, almost as if they were made for the Gods of Olympus themselves.
Her characters are so well written I know I could die for Hermione Granger if I knew her in real life, her stories keep you on the edge of your seat with excitement, pulling you through countless ups and downs, while also managing to be full of completely innovative, original, fresh new ideas.

C.S Lewis, J.R.R Tolkien, and J.K Rowling works combined can't compare to the amazing glorious writing that Stephenie Meyer has done in the Twilight series.

I can't tell if any one is actually being offended by these statements, but, just in case, just a reminder this is Goof Off and nothing should be taken seriously here.
Or at least that is my understanding of it.

Ace33Wing wrote:I can't tell if any one is actually being offended by these statements, but, just in case, just a reminder this is Goof Off and nothing should be taken seriously here.
Or at least that is my understanding of it.

OOC I think the only ones that were remotely offensive so far (and thus legitimate trolls) were ones like Nate's where they post something that people WOULDN'T normally consider a troll, or my last one where I didn't play it safe the way everyone else has (and I did the first time)

K-ON is objectively the most sophisticated anime ever created, the true tour de force of animation and the pinnacle in all that is good. From the profound debates about eating cake, to the deep interaction between the cute girls and highly philosophical discussions about procrastination, to the marvelous musicianship exhibited in the Light Music Club, K-ON has established itself as the greatest intellectual anime— no room for disagreement.

Intellect falls on the eye of the beholder. Which clearly means anything titled as such is brillant, and all intellectuals will enjoy watching it.

Let's talk about predestination.

Pokemon is satanic. So is Harry Potter. And Narnia.

So, have you guys heard about this shooting in Connecticut? Sounds like it was pretty serious.