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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:23 am

Ingemar (post: 1217296) wrote:Next up: mathgrant vs. HanaRyuuzaki
You won't want to miss it!

*If you know what this is from, you are awesome and I love you.


Outlaw Star FTW!


And I'm interested to see how I'll do in this!
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:47 am

KhakiBlueSocks (post: 1240183) wrote:Outlaw Star FTW!


And I'm interested to see how I'll do in this!

Wrong. You aren't referring to the asterisk'ed line.
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Postby Sparx00 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:04 am

I wonder what would hapen if the Moes club went up aganst the Wolf Pack...

(A.K.A Mithrandir's Team VS. Eire Wolf's Team)
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:12 am

[font="palatino linotype"]Uhh....t'would be interesting, Caleb. And probably very violent. o.o

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:49 pm

"The Project", as in UC's Project?

*Sits down and watches* O.O

Who to I root for o_o
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:31 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]Lucky-chan, I'm in the same predicament....

*sits down beside her, and holds a bowl out to her*

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:38 pm

*Looks inside the bowl* o.o

Thanks ^ ^

But.. But.. Butt.. UC and Mech are both "Friends" o.o
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Postby Sakura15 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:41 pm

*pops in* oh my..this again? O.O

Ah well..its funny anyways XD
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:59 pm

Sakura15 (post: 1240256) wrote:*pops in* oh my..this again? O.O

Ah well..its funny anyways XD


Next thing we know. the "Adopt A CAA Memeber" will rise from the ashes once more ^^

CAA: Bringing The Love.. Again <33
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Postby Sakura15 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:22 pm

Tsukuyomi (post: 1240265) wrote:Next thing we know. the "Adopt A CAA Memeber" will rise from the ashes once more ^^

CAA: Bringing The Love.. Again <33


XDD I can't believe how long that thread got.
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Postby Ingemar » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:54 pm

[SIZE="7"]Ingemar vs. Hardware Failure[/SIZE]


Ingemar:
What a beautiful day! I think I'll visit the CAA chat.

(INGEMAR turns on the computer. It's just a blank screen)


Ingemar:
This is peculiar.

(He presses the reset button. Still nothing. Then he repeatedly presses it like mad).

Ingemar:
SHOW ME AN IMAGE, WHY DON'T YOU!!

(Suddenly the computer sprouts jaws and tentacles and slobbers everywhere)

Computer:
BLARAGHWEARGGH, I JUST DON'T WANT TO WORK TODAY, BLARRRGH!

Ingemar:
What the hell?

(The computer jumps to INGEMAR's face and wants to attack him. INGEMAR fights back as best as he could but to little effect).

Ingemar:
Holy #$&#(*&(@#$!!!

(INGEMAR grabs random objects and tries to neutralize the computer but nothing happens. Desperate, he grabs his cell phone and calls somebody)

Tech Support Guy:
Hello, what can I do for you today?

Ingemar:
THE COMPUTER! IT'S... GRAAAAAAAAGGGH!

Tech Support Guy:
Sounds like the motherboard is awry. You should replace it.

(INGEMAR grabs a conveniently-placed ninja sword and cuts the computer open. Then he shoves a motherboard hapharzardly into it and the computer writhes in pain).




Ingemar:
(sleeptalking) No.... the computer.... stop it.... aggghhh....

UC Pseudonym:
INGEMAR!!!!

Ingemar:
....wait, huh? It was just a drea--- oh hell, what ever happened to The Penguin Army and The Project?

(UC shows Ingemar his Masamune with MECHANA2015's head skewered on it like a kebab).

UC:
Yeah, we had a little misunderstanding.

(In the background, CHRISTIAN KITSUNE is beating COGNITIVE GEAR senseless with a hickory cane).
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:21 am

SO THAT'S WHY KITSUNE HAD TO LEAVE THE VOICE CHAT SO EARLY TONIGHT XDD

No wonder Congi wasn't on tonight o_o;

NO WONDER MECH WASN'T ON EITHER O_____O
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Postby minakichan » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:50 pm

So, I thought that Ingemar was beating the computer, but you were still moaning in your sleep. Who actually won? ._.

Oh man have I been away from CAA for far too long.
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:42 pm

Methinks we are in need of a demonstration of the manly art of self defense. Whaddya say, Ingemar?
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Postby Ingemar » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:59 pm

Special Christmas* Edition!

The Losers vs. the Ghosts of CAA Past


CHIBIPHONEBOOTH, LADYRUSHIA, UC PSEUDONYM, DOUBLESHADOW, MECHANA2015, ANONYMOUS and MINAKICHAN find themselves in a dilapidated Qing Dynasty-style slum.

Chibiphonebooth:
zOMG LIKE WHERE ARE WE?

UC Pseudonym:
An interesting question.

(A robed man appears).

Man:
Beloved! You are all here today because you were defeated horribly in the CAA Free For Alls. Where you stand now is the famed Troll Society!**

2xShadow:
You mean Soul So--

Man:
Silence! Do you want to get sued?... As I was saying, your spirits have transmigrated to the Troll Society for having lost your respective duels.

Mechana2015:
(ahem) I WAS KILLED OFFSCREEN! Where is the justice in that?

Man:
At any rate, your job now is to fight the exorcised demons of CAA's tragic past.

LadyRushia:
Oh! And when we do that, we get to return to the world of the living, right?

Man:
Um... uh... (runs away like a coward)

Minakichan
"....."

Anonymous:
That was far less than encouraging.

(A hideous-looking ghoul with the head of a person suffering Down's Syndrome ambushes!)

UC:
Look out! It's Shinobi Nick, CAA's first troll!

Shinobi Nick:
[expletives]

Chibiphonebooth:
Ugh, horribly horribly gross!

(Shinobi Nick summons [insert shock site or image here] but UC smashes those with his banhammer. MINAKICHAN sneaks up behind Shinobi Nick and bludgeons him to death with a crowbar)

(A woman then approaches them carrying swaddling clothes)


Wind:
Will you help me take care of my baby?

Mechana 2015:
...this is a burlap sack filled with radishes. It's not a baby.

Wind:
How dare you! You hurt Zacharias Levi's feelings.

LadyRushia:
Not as much as I am about to hurt your trachea. (RUSHIA roundhouse kicks WIND in the neck.)

Anonymous:
Rushia, that was cruel and unusual punishment. Keep up the good work! (ANONYMOUS administers first aid by duct taping WIND's throat... then her mouth)

(Suddenly, UC PSEUDONYM is arrested)

UC:
This is highly peculiar. We were told to fight in this "Troll Society" yet get arrested?

Police:
You are under arrest for inciting violence against homosexuals.

UC:
I did no such thi... oh wait. You didn't happen to receive a tip from one "MillyFan", did you?

Police:
Oh... uh... (the cop's moustache falls off) Oh fine, you got me!

chibiphonebooth:
And I have YOU! THE FACE! (she uses "The Face" on MILLYFAN, causing her to explode)

UC:
Oh good work ladies. Now I'm sure we'll get out of here in record time... ladies? Ladies? (He turned around and all the females were gone)

Mechana2015:
What's that loud, Middle Eastern-inspired music?

UC:
...It's him.

Mechana:
It can't be.


(It turns out they were spirited away to a literal Harem run by none other than the infamous MITSUKI LOVER. Among the other haremettes are life size dolls of Kagome and various anime characters named Mitsuki)

Mitsuki Lover:
Now I have finally assembled the harem of my dreams.

Minakichan:
"....."

chibiphonebooth:
Oh hell no! This is more like a nightmare amirite?

Mitsuki Lover:
Doubleshadow darling, pass me the wine.

2xShadow:
First of all, don't call me darling. (gives him a goblet of wine which he drinks. He then starts choking) And second of all, don't ever mess with a chemist!

(UC and MECHANA bust in and beat MITSUKI LOVER to death with his life size dolls)

2xShadow:
Well, that was close.

Rushia:
I think we're in the clear.



Man:
Not. So. Fast. There's also all the spambots.

(The gang finds themselves surrounded by thousands upon millions of robot drones!)

Anonymous:
Here we go again....

Minakichan:
"....."

THE END

*I realize it won't be Christmas by the time many of you read this. Let's just say Christmas ain't over 'til the feast of the Epiphany aka January 6.
**UC came back from the dead during the last "fight." However, do not consider Me vs. My Motherboard as canonical.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:15 am

Lol?
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Postby GeneD » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:24 am

*Dies laughing* ...burlap sack filled with radishes... lol
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:01 am

Was Shinobi Nick really the first troll to troll Caa O__O?
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:31 am

Tsukuyomi (post: 1277792) wrote:Was Shinobi Nick really the first troll to troll Caa O__O?


I'd say. I was "technically" the 75th (or so) member of the site so I was here pretty early in its history, and Shinobi Nick was the first to post really illicit images. Thanks to him a lot of the younger (at the time) members lost their innocence.
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:06 am

So has this hailed a return to free for all for all?
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Postby Ingemar » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:29 am

For now, yes.
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Postby That Dude » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:38 pm

Ooh, if the free for all is back I want to see KhakiBlueSocks in it! That'd be neato...And man, reading the Christmas special brought back memories, "good ole" Milly-Fan and company.
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Postby KumaruRockz » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:32 pm

SOMEONE! This is very interesting. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS! EXPLAIN!!!!!!!
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:44 pm

For a summary of what this is all about, please refer to page on of The Free For All thread ^ ^ Or, let me post it up here for you \o.o/

[out of character]Many years ago, when the dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was a man. A man named Cephas. No, not CephasWhite, CephasVII or whoever he is. (No offense).

This man wrote tournaments pitting various CAA celebrities in virtual "death"matches. And the people rejoiced.

The first one was 'meh.' The second was a resounding success although there was no true resolution (as an aside, the announced winner was banned months later--go figure). The second-point-fifth enjoyed moderate success and rocketed Mister Smarty Pants into superstardom. DON'T LIE!

And then, the various third tourneys, "for real third tourneys" etc. etc. Those all failed. (No offense, QtheQreater). So time for a different approach.

No brackets. No deadlines. Just random off-the-top-of-my-head-hey-that-sounds-cool match ups. Updated whenever, wherever. And there will be ultra-violence. Oh yes.[/out of character]
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:40 am

Hmmm....

GeneD vs. KhakiBlueSocks

Setting: A random Town

GeneD:
Fear me, CAA's token black guy! For I have--

KBS:
We have more than one black guy. For instance, there's Nightshade X--

Nightshade X:
Actually I consider myself the whitest Asian I know in a black man's body (gets booted from the battle by the ANNOUNCER)

Announcer:
LESS CHATTING, MORE FIGHTING!!!

GeneD.
Ahem. As I said, I have... drumroll please....

(drumroll)

...THE BILTONG OF POWER!!!

(GENE D munches on a strip of meat and glows a la any typical Shounen manga. She rushes towards KBS and swings her arms around, causing much destruction.)

KBS:
AIIIIIEEEEE!!!! Oh help me God!

Deus ex Machina:
As you wish.

(just then, brilliant rays of light shine upon the earth. A HITSUGAYA PLUSHIE descends into KBS's hands)

GeneD:
(with mouth wide open)OMG it's HITSUGAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(KBS takes advantage of the opportunity to shove the plushie down GENE D's throat, asphyxiating her)

Winner: Khaki Blue Socks
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Postby LadyRushia » Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:43 am

The Christmas special is incredibly FTW!
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Postby KumaruRockz » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:58 am

Haha thanks :) But I actually read page one after posting that post. ['_'] :) This is awesome. Seriously. Violent. But awesome. XD that Shinobi Nick seems horrible :/ Idiot. Well I'm new so I doubt I'll be included in this Free For All thing yet, but well, yeah. I'm here. And I plan to win when I AM included. XD
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Postby Ingemar » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:02 pm

KumaruRockz (post: 1277979) wrote:Haha thanks :) But I actually read page one after posting that post. ['_'] :) This is awesome. Seriously. Violent. But awesome. XD that Shinobi Nick seems horrible :/ Idiot. Well I'm new so I doubt I'll be included in this Free For All thing yet, but well, yeah. I'm here. And I plan to win when I AM included. XD


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Postby KumaruRockz » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:33 am

O.O... What fate awaits me? You'll have to tune in next Saturday at 5 to find out! XD
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:46 pm

Ingemar (post: 1278033) wrote:You presume much.


I'll work him over if'n you like. *crackles knuckles*
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