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My love to Inanimate Objects (but not really)

PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:24 pm
by Furen
Oh my favourite book ever, Mr. Bible
How you have helped me so much in life
I love how hard you try to re-phrase sections I don't get when you tell me to read you in a different version.
Thank you for always being clear about guidance and clarification
Thank you for being so diligent and trying to be multi-lingual so people like I can read you
I know you have lots of haters but know I love you, and that will never change.

Bible your rank: EXCELLENT! (plus infinity) (alternatively: Holy)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:25 pm
by Furen
Dearest Chair,
you work so hard to ease me, and relieve my legs
Sometimes it seems that I ask too much of you when you start falling over, but none the less, thanks
You must feel stressed but i try to be nice, but for what you give, I don't know what I can do. you let me put my feet up and relax, rest, and lean back to see life

Your rank: Good!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:27 pm
by Furen
No one else want's to contribute???

PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:09 pm
by Rusty Claymore
My beloved Miku Hatsune,
Your long flowing hair reminds me of wintergreen, the one herb that soothes me almost as much as your voice
Although you are a world reknown vocalist, you still sing anything I ask you to, and make me feel as if I could sing as well
Though sometimes I keep you up late, you never complain, even though you traveled all the way from Japan just to be here with me in Alaska

Miku, your rank: <3 800 million <3


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:37 pm
by Furen
My most beloved Pencil
you may be the reason I have to write in school, but it's not your fault, you didn't create yourself, it's just your job. You are always willing to admit you are wrong, even if we made the mistake, you just turn the other way and try to erase our failures!

Pencil's rank: not bad

(BTW Mo, very nice!)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:00 pm
by Furen
Dear floor,
never give up

the end

rank : Necessary good

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:09 pm
by Tamachan319
Dearest Mints,
My love to thee I must dedicate, for thou hast made my breath tolerable to those around me. I do so adore thee. Thy taste is so delicious.
Mints' Rank: Pure Awesome

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:04 pm
by Furen
Dear power,
don't go out again, I love you too much for you to leave me again (I had a power out last night and was sad...)

Rank: Essential to my life

PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:30 am
by Fangirl4God
Lol your poems are hilarious!

Hmmm........

Dearest music,
You light up lives
You get people through times
You provide entertainment
You're the best friend to some, but the love to all
You're an international language that we all take part in
Also, you sound funny in Spanish.

Rank: Amazin'~

PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:32 pm
by Furen
Dear paycheck, I go through so much trouble to get you, I think you're too rebellious and go off on your own way too much, I want to hate you, but I can't bring myself to do so, so I'll keep bringing you back with me...

Rank: My torture...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:24 pm
by Asuka Neko
Dear Sketchbook,
You hold so many of my drawings, the good, the bad, and the strange.
Like that one about vampires and ninjas arguing.
So many people look through your pages,
And ask "what is that supposed to be?" about a bajillion times.
How I wish your pages would not fall out,
But your binding was not well-made.
Even so, I can't bring myself to buy a new one,
Because where else am I going to find a 200-and-some-page sketchbook for $6.99?

Sketchbook's Rank: Well-loved

That was random...but true. My sketchbook is falling to pieces, poor thing.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:10 pm
by TheMewster
Dearest computer,
You allow me to see these funny poems by wonderful people on CAA!
You truly are a gift of God!
Without you, I would be bored to death!
Love, TheMewster

Computer's Awesomeness Rank: OVER 9 MILLION!!!!!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:19 pm
by DangoDaikazoku
The Ode to my Socks
Thank you for being so warm and fuzzy. Your purposes are few, but you do them so well. When you are wrapped around my toes, my feet remain warm. When I walk across the driveway, you take all the dirt. Thanks for tolerating my weight. But, I am afraid, when your bottoms wave worn thin, and holes have appeared, the only thanks I have, is a resting place in the trash can. Rest in the peace that you have done your job well, my friends. If only I had mending abilities. But until then, I am gratful that you remain around my stinky feet, just no athlete's foot fungus. Please?

I always feel sorry when I have to throw away socks that were so loyal for so long. I thought I would dedicate this "poem" to them.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:05 pm
by Kung_Fu_Master
Food, Dearest Food,

You fill me to heights unknown,
You can be bitter, sour and even salty at times but usually sweet and tangy,
When you are gone a part of me is empty, screaming out for you again,
May our love last long and fully (But cut back on the net carbs please).

<_<...>_>

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:25 pm
by FllMtl Novelist
Kung_Fu_Master (post: 1465787) wrote:Food, Dearest Food,

You fill me to heights unknown,
You can be bitter, sour and even salty at times but usually sweet and tangy,
When you are gone a part of me is empty, screaming out for you again,
May our love last long and fully (But cut back on the net carbs please).

<_<...>_>

XD I like that.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:47 pm
by Furen
O.O NO Way, it took off! I was starting to think this was just a blog of mine...

Dear Earphones,

I have it a lot
That time of the day
The time I've forgot
To sleep the night away
You're always there
You're always here
To give me sound
In my ear
My parents don't like the time I sleep
At weird times of day, I just can't count sheep.

Rank: YOU ROCK MY SOCKS, thanks for helping me be quiet when I'm listening to music at 3 and still am totally awake.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:19 am
by Sapphire225
My dearest Reeses Cups
How you bring pleasure to my lips,
a savory taste across my tongue...
How you are filled with brown delight that brightens my day
in but a moment
your orange cage comes into my sight,
for me to liberate you from.
Oh how you bring me
joy

Rank: Great! (NOM NOM NOM!)