[quote="MillicentKnight"]Ah, yes, but now can you solve the lost sock mystery? ]
Well, Millicent, this mystery is the number one mystery and is as old as sliced bread. That wording right there gives you the answer to the number two mystery which is "Why does the pantry smells so bad". But back to the sock question--
The truth is that socks are being used by aliens as testing speciments. You ever heard of the Burmuda triangle? Area 51? All mass burial grounds for mutated socks.
Yes, I can hear you all out there, laughing at me. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "What would aliens possibly want to know about socks?" I'll tell you what they want to know! They want to know the same things about socks that you want to know about socks: "What makes the left one different from the right one?!"
--- It's only a matter of time before they figure it out and take over out primitive sock-ignorant society.
Every year in Uganda, innumerable children simply. . . disappear.
These children all stolen under the cover of darkness from their homes and impressed into the guerilla armies of the LRA [Lord's Resistance Army]. In the deserts of Uganda, they are forced to witness the mindless slaughter of other children until they themselves can do nothing but kill. Kill.
These children, generally ranging from ages 5-12, are brainwashed into murdering in the name of the resistance and into stealing other children from their beds to suffer the same fate.
Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.
But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.